trendymatt's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The economics of oral sex. I believe last night was an important stepping stone in my development as a tried-and-true "city boy." Picture it: Lexington, Monday night. I was unloading my groceries from the trunk of my car when a homeless man strolled up beside me on the sidewalk. "Got a light, man?" he asked, desperately. So, he follows me into my building and has me drop trou as soon as I step in the apartment... Kidding, kidding. That's comedy, folks. But I really was offered a blow job from a toothless homeless man. I'm still not entirely sure whether I should have been flattered or disgusted. Naturally, the first thing I did when I walked in my apartment - after locking the deadbolt and chain lock - was call Alyssa to relay the story to her. Her thought concerning the situation? I should've bargained with the guy, and told him I've got a guy around the corner who'll do it for half that price. This is why I love that girl. This is such a better story to tell than when Lyss and I saw Alice Forgy Kerr at Krispy Kreme on Sunday night. But I will say this: her hair is so much bigger in person. We had to leave quickly after her arrival to resist throwing a raspberry jelly-filled at her massive 'do. Now, if Alice Forgy Kerr had offered either one of us oral sex for twenty bucks... that would have been the best story ever. 8:56 am - 02.17.04 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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