trendymatt's Diaryland Diary

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05.17.05 - Long time listener, first time caller.
05.13.05 - Probing the depths of my... mind.
05.10.05 - It'll keep your leftovers and dead celebrities fresh for days.
05.01.05 - Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
04.18.05 - Boldly going where no chocolate binge has gone before
04.12.05 - It'll take him a minute to load the musket. Tops.
04.04.05 - The details of this entry are quite inconsequential
04.01.05 - With a prize at the bottom, just like cereal
03.21.05 - Notorious Biggie
03.10.05 - On using a personal computer for work presentations
03.07.05 - Brought to you by the words \"overworked\" and \"underpaid\"
02.15.05 - A little of this, a little of that
02.03.05 - It's not procrastination if I look busy.
02.01.05 - Livin' in a VAAANNNN...
01.24.05 - An open letter to U.K.P.P.D.
01.23.05 - Did I mention Colin Farrell?
01.18.05 - ...and he's falling... yep, he's gone.
01.16.05 - \"No! I haven't put my face on yet!!\"
01.14.05 - School days, school days...
01.11.05 - There really is no reason for you to read this. Honestly.
01.05.05 - I got ho's in different area codes.
01.01.05 - 2005? Where's my rocket car?
12.30.04 - I'm short-bus special
12.21.04 - I hope I don't regret posting this one
12.12.04 - So, this is what depression feels like
11.09.04 - I'm sure shame is forthcoming.
11.01.04 - I'm trendymatt and I approve this message.
10.28.04 - Almost TGIF
10.26.04 - The calm before the storm?
10.21.04 - Yep, I'll drink to that.
10.21.04 - On a cold October morning in '79, I started this whole journey...
10.18.04 - 24.99998 and holding...
10.07.04 - Hi, I'm Mr. Trendy.
09.28.04 - Git 'R Done!!!
09.21.04 - It just doesn't make sense
09.18.04 - Not quite Dashboard Confessional, but definitely emo.
09.16.04 - Lunch break at the Improv.
09.14.04 - I'm typing in bed. This RULES.
09.14.04 - Dude, I'm gettin' a Dell
09.06.04 - Woot.
09.05.04 - Honestly, I don't really like the Lilith Fair.
08.31.04 - STRESS!!! NO REST!!!
08.24.04 - non sequitur
08.23.04 - In the style of a trashy gossip column....
08.12.04 - I should've checked the horoscope before leaving the house...
06.09.04 - More quotes than the stock exchange.
06.08.04 - I got nothin'
06.08.04 - I got nothin'
05.19.04 - Reality check
05.11.04 - Golly, dem's some big buildin's!
04.28.04 - *RING* *BUZZ* Ooohhh!
04.22.04 - Heeeyyyy batta batta batta, SWING batta!
04.20.04 - No rhyme or reason whatsoever!!
04.13.04 - Her name is Rio, and she dances on the sand...
04.09.04 - Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?
04.06.04 - Complete relief.
04.05.04 - A request for a friend
03.16.04 - Dumb and Dumber-est
03.10.04 - Sleep. Please.
03.21.04 - The final straw
03.19.04 - PENILE MODELS
03.02.04 - K-Tel Productions is proud to present...
02.24.04 - \"Aww, hell no! I ain't makin' no' mo' MILKSHAKES!!!!\"
02.19.04 - Butt! BUTT!!
02.18.04 - A nasty secret.
02.17.04 - The economics of oral sex.
02.13.04 - Parental Warning: Off-Key Boyband Impersonation
02.05.04 - \"Honest, you should be more carefull\"
02.04.04 - Longest sentences. EVER.
02.02.04 - Drinking is bad, mmmkay?
01.28.04 - \"This is random diary entry good.\"
01.23.04 - A brief commentary
01.21.04 - Ding, dong the bitch is gone.
01.14.04 - Beeshing mah teet.
01.13.04 - We'll get a slawburger, fries, and a bottle of Ski...
01.07.04 - He had a big-ass dick and a hurricane tongue.
01.06.04 - Hell, it's still cheaper than therapy.
01.05.04 - Frigid bitch, table for one, please.
01.01.04 - Exposed.
12.31.03 - I'm being naughty
12.29.03 - \"You're not gay. But here's a calendar of half-naked cowboys for you.\"
12.15.03 - No one wants to be alone at Christmas time.
12.11.03 - Overreacting? Overanalyzing? Yep, that's me.
12.08.03 - Like a ton of bricks
11.30.03 - I can barely type \"turkey\" without getting queasy.
11.24.03 - Parentheses aplenty
11.19.03 - Signs, signs, everywhere signs.
11.17.03 - Should I call her \"Mom?\"
11.02.03 - Hi, my name is Candi. Have you considered using concealer?
10.31.03 - I am not a raisin.
10.28.03 - Like the difference between Equal and sugar.
10.26.03 - My weekend field trip.
10.24.03 - Kids these days..
10.21.03 - Go shawty, it's mah berfday.
10.18.03 - \"What are you rebelling against?\" \"What do you got?\"
10.14.03 - Stream of consciousness
10.12.03 - Water, water everywhere...
10.09.03 - He's got a boyfriend! They're so cute!
10.06.03 - Speed kills. Traffic school kills a whole evening.
10.06.03 - \"It's actually a picture of my LEFT BOOB.\"
10.04.03 - \"Yes, but we will have a dishwasher.\"
10.02.03 - ...they cut off my legs, now I'm an amputee...
10.02.03 - He's coming out?
09.29.03 - Movin' on up.
09.26.03 - Have the Febreeze ready.
09.24.03 - Let's get this party started.
09.22.03 - Sprocket, come home.
09.20.03 - Stackers and Clearers
09.18.03 - Thank you.
09.18.03 - FYI
09.17.03 - LATE BREAKING NEWS
09.17.03 - \"God damn you dirty apes!\"
09.14.03 - \"That is SO gay.\"
09.11.03 - Hey, Condie... what's up?
09.09.03 - An ambitious weekend.
09.09.03 - \"'Cause I'm bigger than my body gives me credit for..\"
09.07.03 - A laundry list of \"I needs\"
09.06.03 - Drunk at almost 7:00 am.
09.05.03 - \"...and the Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day.\"
09.02.03 - If it isn't Scottish, it's CRAP!
08.31.03 - Tonight's drunken movie review.
08.29.03 - Five Questions
08.27.03 - Card attached? Heart attacks? Whatever.
08.26.03 - An open letter to the freshmen of 2003.
08.25.03 - I need to shower now. Gross!
08.22.03 - Friday Five!
08.21.03 - I'll put that right down in my Palm Pilot, sir
08.20.03 - Magic fingers
08.18.03 - Sweet, sweet relaxation
08.18.03 - Pity party, table for one.
08.15.03 - Bwahahahahaha!
08.14.03 - Jimmy Carter!!
08.13.03 - Partly cloudy, visibility improving
08.12.03 - You're screwed up. That'll be $50, please.
08.10.03 - Cowardice.
08.08.03 - Demolition derby!
08.07.03 - I'm special.
08.06.03 - Metrosexual? Not so much
08.06.03 - And the point is? I'm not sure.
08.04.03 - West Virginia, mountain mama, gigantic hair.
08.01.04 - Fun in the Mountaineer State
07.31.03 - Goodbye, Norma Jean
07.30.03 - Where's my damn \"out cake?\"
07.30.03 - Now, without a prescription.
07.29.03 - Pure random pandemonium
07.28.03 - I get by with a little help from my friends.
07.24.03 - You can find me in da club
07.23.03 - The diaryrings
07.24.03 - Don't call it a comeback